Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend us your ears. The Phoenix Theater Company is proud to present "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)." What is this show about, you make ask! Thirty-seven plays in ninety-sevens minutes! An irreverent, fast-paced romp through the Bard's plays, "The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (abridged)" is blazing hilarity that aims to out-Python Monty, out-Simpson Homer, and out- Stooge Curly, Larry and Moe.